Joe Dickens and Andy Botz:
The Mario Bros. of JKCinema
Classic point-and-click adventure!
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Dickens' Last Adventure
The conclusion to the Dickens series. Dickens 3 is the definitive JKCinema RPG. Play it more than once, there's stuff hidden everywhere!
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Psychic Stevie:
Everyone's favorite retarded psychic!
The Urban Legends Series
JKCinema Action Games
spill some blood
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Run
'Em Down 2001
The 3-D-like sequel to 1998s Run 'Em Down which
totally sucked dick. Run people over as you haul ass to the city.
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Blow
Up A Fat Guy
A very simple game, but also one of my favs. You
set bombs to blow up a fat guy (JKCinema's mailman Fatty McFatso)
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Kill
The GAP Models
Remember those faggy fuckin' GAP commercials on
TV where those zombies used to sing bad 80s music? Me neither.
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The
Schwarzenegger Dance
Arnie is practicing his tap dancing moves on
stage... you've got a perfect opportunity to blow him the fuck away
for good!
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JKCinema's Weird Movies
these movies will get you castrated
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Crazy
Jim!
Abstract bullshit - but fuckin'
funny. Watch it immediately, it's a JKC classic.
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Crazy
Jim! III: Lime in the Coconut
Jim isn't too crazy about people who don't question. He also has a horrible bellyache. Is there nothing he can take to relieve his bellyache?!
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...Caught On Tape...
Short, funny, and brutal. Best of all it makes absolutely no sense. The movie is about exactly what the title says.
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Paperbags:
SDV Edition
WATCH THIS NOW. This is a JKC classic! BANNED by
many popular websites for its offensive nature. WATCH THIS NOW.
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The
Infamous Bear Joke
The Fr0z/Justin's second collaboration (the first
one being Paperbags). If you like Paperbags, you'll like this.
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Everything
Happens To Me
My definate favorite JKC toon. This is a
heartwarming story about a man who spontaneously combusts all the
time.
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JKCinema's Short Movies
midgets suck, but these movies don't
JKCinema's Political Movies
bush is a pussy
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Those
Were The Days
Dubya sings his heart out with Adolf Hitler! See
the two butt-buddies play the theme to All in the Family.
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GOP
Convention Slideshow
A clever little slideshow of pictures from 2000's
GOP convention with captions. Watch it if you hate the GOP.
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Bush's
First Day
What went on during Bush's first day in office?
Well - he met with Queenie, Abe Lincoln, George Washington... watch
this.
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Fool Me Once
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Condi, Colin, "The Re-re" - They're all here! Is the speech at the end unedited? Yes. And it's embarassing.
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JKCinema's Political Games
play with our bush
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Dubya
Dressup
Dubya's retarded so he needs you to dress him.
There's KKK outfits, clown noses, diapers, and more!
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JKCinema's Parody Movies
this-must-be-POP
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GAP
Models DIE
What went on behind the scenes of those GAP
commercials a few years back? Find out, you little slut!
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Zombie Movie
Zombies have attacked!!! I *think* See what happens when our two SWAT team "heros" are faced with a horror dilema.
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The Three Stooges
Three zany assholes: bin Laden, Atta, and Saddam on all kinds of fuckin wacky adventures. Pull the string.
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Bring It On, You Sonofabitch
Gear up for some cheering... with extreme prejudice. The next summer blockbuster is Arnold Schwarzenegger as Torrence in "Bring It On, You Sonofabitch"
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Kodak Moments
I just hate M Night Shyamalan. This may be one of my favorite toons this year. Oh! And the "cum in his own face" thing... well, that happened to me. Watch eet now!
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Miscellaneous Games and Movies
Ask Lulu and everythang else
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JKC
Music Video Director
Direct your own music video from the Beastie
Boys. Includes real footage from their video you can mix.
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Mi Furst Movee
Sanjo's first movie!! He spent 15 years working on it. Funded by Pepsi Co. and distributed by jkcinema.net
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Springtime Luv
Sanjo's SECOND movie!! This touching epic about love and loss will tug at your heart puppets.
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